Twenty minutes. Nobody speak to him. He did not ask what it was for. He simply lay down and closed his eyes like he has been waiting his whole life for someone to offer. #dogsofinstagram #dogsofinsta #selfcare #funnydogs #doni Music: "Local Forecast - Elevator" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
Every evening. Non negotiable. If the brush comes out and it is not for him there is a formal complaint. He closes his eyes about four strokes in and goes somewhere else entirely. #dogsofinstagram #dogsofinsta #grooming #fluffy #doni Music: "Carefree" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
Wash, blow-dry, no notes. He stands for the whole thing without being asked twice, which is more than can be said for anything else we try to do to him. #dogsofinstagram #dogsofinsta #grooming #fluffy #doni Music: "Sincerely" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
He got both paws on it and something in him changed. Eyes shut, shaking, holding it against his chest like it cost him something. We have tried asking. We have tried treats. It is his phone now and we have made our peace with that. #dogsofinstagram #funnydogs #relatable #dogreels #doni Music: "Carefree" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
A box arrived. He has decided it is his. Nobody said it was his. Nobody has said anything at all. He has been circling the counter for six minutes making a noise we have not heard before. #dogsofinstagram #funnydogs #unboxing #dogreels #doni Music: "Monkeys Spinning Monkeys" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
Showed him the ring. He has not got up since. No warning, no build-up. One look at it and he went straight down. He is still breathing, he is just not prepared to deal with any of this emotionally. #dogsofinstagram #funnydogs #dogreels #petcomedy #doni Music: "Sincerely" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
Bowing at a cardboard box like it owes him money. He has decided something incredible is inside. There is nothing inside. He will not be told. The bouncing has been going on for eleven minutes. #dogsofinstagram #funnydogs #dogreels #petcomedy #doni Music: "Fluffing A Duck" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
He got hold of it and that was the end of the discussion. Both paws, eyes shut, shaking with happiness, absolutely not letting go. We have tried asking nicely. We have tried treats. It is his phone now. #dogsofinstagram #funnydogs #relatable #dogreels #doni Music: "Carefree" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
He has not stopped vibrating since the box came in. It is not addressed to him. It has never once been addressed to him. He does not accept this and he is prepared to wait at the counter all evening. #dogsofinstagram #funnydogs #dogreels #petcomedy #doni Music: "Monkeys Spinning Monkeys" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
The proposal was at seven. It is now ten past. He has the box, he knows exactly what he has, and he has no intention of giving it back. Whoever was planning tonight is going to have to negotiate. #dogsofinstagram #funnydogs #dogreels #petcomedy #doni Music: "Run Amok" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
Somebody hid this very carefully. Somebody else found it in four minutes. He did not open it. He will tell you he did not open it. The box was open when he got there and he was simply keeping an eye on it. #dogsofinstagram #funnydogs #dogreels #petcomedy #doni Music: "Sincerely" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
It is 2am. He said one more video an hour ago. Flat on his back, both paws on the screen, blue light on his face, absolutely not going to sleep. We have all been him. Some of us were him last night. #dogsofinstagram #funnydogs #relatable #dogreels #doni Music: "Local Forecast - Elevator" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
Second box this month. Nobody in this house ordered it. He hears the tape come off from three rooms away. By the time anyone gets to the kitchen the tissue paper is on the floor and he is halfway inside it, and then he looks up like we are the ones being strange. #dogsofinstagram #funnydogs #unboxing #dogreels #doni Music: "Carefree" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
The doorbell rang and he lost his entire mind 🔔🐕 Jumping. Spinning. Screaming at a closed door. He was certain. Absolutely certain. There was nobody there. Every single time. 😅 Does yours do this too? 👇 #dog #pomeranian #funny #doorbell #doglover Music: "Danger Storm" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
He did the dishes all week for this 🧽📱 Brand new iPhone 18. Still in the box. He couldn't believe it. Tail going like a helicopter. Then he opened it. Sponge. Brush. Some leaves. 💀 Worst gift ever or best prank ever? 👇 #dog #pomeranian #iphone18 #funny #unboxing Music: "Carefree" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
He waited all day for this moment 🌭 One sausage. One chance. He took it and ran like his life depended on it. Cornered, caught, completely unbothered. He is not giving it back. Ever. What has your dog stolen? 👇 #dog #pomeranian #funny #foodthief #puppy Music: "Sneaky Snitch" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
3am. Everyone asleep. Then this happens 🌙💨 Full speed. Wall to wall. No reason. Cushions down, rug destroyed, zero remorse. He will sleep all day tomorrow. What time do your zoomies start? 👇 #dog #pomeranian #zoomies #funny #puppy Music: "Run Amok" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
He declared war on a broom today 🧹😤 It was leaning against the door. It did not move. It did not fight back. He barked at it until it fell over — then ran away from it. Undefeated? Technically. What does your dog attack for no reason? 👇 #dog #pomeranian #funny #puppy #doglover Music: "Fluffing A Duck" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
He found a new enemy today 😤🤖 Round. Black. Doesn't care. He stalked it. He attacked it. He barked until he ran out of breath. Then he climbed on the sofa and yelled at it from up there 😅 Brave until it moves. Every small dog ever. Does your dog fight the vacuum too? 👇 #dog #pomeranian #funny #roomba #doglover Music: "Off To Osaka" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
Four continents. Four new friends. Zero photos of the actual places. The lion yawned. The elephant leaned in. The camel got far too close. The penguins refused to smile. Every single one of them is now on his phone and he will not stop showing people. #dogsofinstagram #funnydogs #travel #dogreels #doni Music: "Carefree" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
Episode 3 of 5 ☠️ The room did not survive. Neither did he. Do not open the curtains. #dog #pomeranian #funny #series #mood Music: "Local Forecast - Elevator" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
Episode 5 of 5 ❤️ He ran all week. Then he met her and stopped moving completely. That is how it ends. #dog #pomeranian #love #series #cute Music: "Sincerely" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
The plan was perfect. The plan had one flaw. He waited behind that wall for eleven minutes. He got the can. He got the angle. He did not check which way the wind was going, and he did not think about who he was doing it to. #dogsofinstagram #funnydogs #dogreels #petcomedy #doni Music: "Sneaky Snitch" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
Episode 4 of 5 🌧️ Running through the rain with stolen goods. Then he stopped. Because he saw something. #dog #pomeranian #funny #series #night Music: "Run Amok" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
Episode 2 of 5 🎉 He was not invited. He did not care. King of the table by midnight. #dog #pomeranian #party #funny #series Music: "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
Episode 1 of 5 🍷 Somebody knocked over a glass. Somebody decided to investigate. This is where it all started. #dog #pomeranian #funny #series #puppy Music: "The Complex" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
Two in the morning. No witnesses. One door left open. He waited until the whole house was asleep, worked the packet loose with his teeth, and got all the way to the floor before something made him freeze. We will never know what he heard. #dogsofinstagram #funnydogs #dogreels #petcomedy #doni Music: "Sneaky Snitch" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
They have the shoe. They do not have a confession. Twelve hours under that lamp and he has not blinked once. Whatever they think happened to that shoe, he was somewhere else, and he would like to speak to his lawyer. #dogsofinstagram #funnydogs #dogreels #petcomedy #doni Music: "Investigations" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
Left the house for one walk. Ended up on the Strip. No helmet, no license, no plan. Just headphones and a very strong opinion about where we are going tonight. #dogsofinstagram #vegas #funnydogs #dogreels #doni Music: "Bass Walker" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
He said the treats were already open when he got there. Officer, respectfully, look at the size of him. He cannot even reach the pedals. This is a frame job and we are taking it all the way to court. #dogsofinstagram #dogreels #funnydogs #petcomedy #doni Music: "Hitman" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
He has been training for months 🥋 Perfect form. Real black belt. Total commitment. The Rottweiler did not even stand up. #dog #karate #funny #pomeranian #rottweiler Music: "Volatile Reaction" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
Did not think I needed this. Have used it every day since. I bought it expecting it to end up in the back of a cupboard with the rest of them. It has not. #ad — link in bio, paid link #kitchengadgets #kitchentools #gadgets #homefinds Music: "Off To Osaka" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
Small thing, but it has quietly taken over my kitchen drawer. Nothing dramatic — it just does the job better than the three things it replaced, and it goes in the dishwasher. #ad — link in bio, paid link #kitchengadgets #kitchentools #homefinds #kitchenhacks Music: "Carefree" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
Pouring straight from the bottle puts about four times what you need in the pan. One pump lays down a fine even mist across the whole base. Food browns instead of swimming, the pan stays clean, and a bottle lasts months instead of weeks. #ad — link in bio, paid link #kitchengadgets #kitchenhacks #cookingtips #healthyeating Music: "Off To Osaka" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
One squeeze. No board, no knife, no sticky fingers. The clove goes in whole. What comes out the other side is evenly crushed and ready for the pan, and the skin stays behind in the press instead of all over the worktop and your hands. #ad — link in bio, paid link #kitchengadgets #kitchenhacks #cookingtips #kitchentools Music: "Sneaky Snitch" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
The jar always wins. Not anymore. Clamp it on, press the button once, and walk away while it does the work. It grips the rim itself and turns the lid off, then lifts away with the lid still in it. No tea towel, no hot water, no asking someone else to try. Fits everything from a jam jar to a big sauce jar. #ad — link in bio, paid link #kitchengadgets #kitchentools #kitchenhacks #homegadgets Music: "Off To Osaka" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
One push. That is the whole thing. Half an onion goes on the grid, the lid comes down, and what lands in the box underneath is the same size every time. No board to wash, no knife, no crying at the counter for ten minutes. Works the same on peppers, carrots and potatoes. #ad — link in bio, paid link #kitchengadgets #kitchenhacks #cookingtips #kitchentools Music: "Carefree" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — CC BY 4.0
